those 2 guys are ass monkeys
by barnbasher August 20, 2005
an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne
by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004
One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.
by Squints August 9, 2004
(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
by Dave Hultgren February 24, 2004
A two bit loser who refuses to get a job and would rather live off state subsidies and other handouts.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
Also, an internal refernce used by AOL employees when referring to the AOL program.
That bitch drawing off welfare is nothing but a Half Assed Monkey.
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
Dammit I installed the Half Assed Monkey and it fucked up my computer!
by ragedookie September 25, 2005
The terrible result of an experiment involving the cross breeding of a buttmonkey and a corporate monkey. Often spreads deadly diseases in the form of corporate jargon, smoke blowing, and complex acronyms.
by Ragedookie September 21, 2005