monkey suit
damn, wearing that monkey suit was hell....it was like 110 in the shade....that's the last time I get married in July!
monkey suit by Hipster June 8, 2007
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monkey suit
A uniform.
Purpose: to create an atmosphere of "uniformity", or, compliance, if you will. E.g. Scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (OMG, surgeons), purple (I, don't know...maybe housekeeping/custodians), let's see, then there is the cafeteria staff.......A monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. The military does it, sanitary engineers do it...I could go on. Benefit: Does save money on duds.
monkey suit by trukidlaw August 23, 2009
monkey suit
Any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one's identity or to advoid detection while moving at night.
monkey suit by west-hel August 19, 2008
monkey suit
A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.
monkey suit by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005
Monkey in a person suit
A person of sub par intelligence, to the extent that you have to assume they are merely a non-hominoid simian who has somehow aquired a human shaped, halloween costume.
Monkey in a person suit by Elburno October 3, 2011
monkey in a bananna suit
an anology used to describe when someone has to pee reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bad because a monkey gets extremely excited while wearing his favorite food therfore making him have to pee
monkey in a bananna suit by loolooh8tr July 6, 2010
monkeyswitch
Guy1: "Damn, did you see that MonkeySwitch? She is FOINE!"
Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"
Guy1: "I already have"
Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
Guy2: "Man, maybe I should give her some money so she'll talk to me"
Guy1: "I already have"
Guy2: "Well I'll just give her more than you."
monkeyswitch by cms November 11, 2004
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