monkey kiss 

(Verb): To open your mouth wide, place on a person's cheek creating a seal, then move your tongue around viciously essentially licking their cheek and preferably covering it in saliva. Often used as a joke punishment on a friend or significant other.

Girl: Why do you think they call it a spork?
Guy: (Monkey Kiss)
Girl: Awww! Gross!
Guy: Hehe...

monkey kiss by A-Master Dizzle March 12, 2008

monkey kissing 

Another word for scissoring ; when two pussys are rubbed together which looks like monkey lips kissing .

Hey Molly did you and Sally have fun monkey kissing last night

monkey kissing by Mommyxxl June 3, 2018

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss 

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss by The Bandit May 8, 2008