monkey foozle Share definition Flag The art to foozle (fuck) or masterbate inside of. Or to shove something in or up a monkey!! "have u ever done a monkey foozle"?? "NO!! i will tomorrow" monkey foozle by not tellin ass hole May 8, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the monkey foozle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch