monkey flop

the act of holding a person down and slapping them in the face with a semi- hard penis

the dubya monkey flopped
john kerry

by terrill September 4, 2004

FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE

a tittie characterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions

Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.

by spermworm August 18, 2006

Monkeyflipper

A non-dirty version of the word 'motherfucker'. Defined as a 'useless person', or sometimes for a jackass. Can be used as an expletive or a name.

The word was coined by Internet personality Toby Mobias in 2007.

*spills coffee*
Man: MONKEYFLIPPER!

by Toby Mobias August 10, 2009