monger dance

The motion that is deliberately made by a man's erect penis "jumping" around during a massage.

One massage therapist to another: " I just finished that man's massage, and he was doing the monger dance the whole time he was face up."

by Massagemaven March 29, 2016

Clout Monger

when you do anything and everything in your power to cook up some relevance

Person one 1: did you hear that new track by blaa blaa blaa

Person 2 : yeah you could tell by the lyrics he was just clout mongering on whatevers hot at the moment. Probably cause he couldn't come up with anything original. Classic move when you fear falling off

Person 1: haha guess you'd call that a failed attempt at stiring up waters to catch fish

by usmaine October 20, 2019

Bitch monger

One who engages in gossip , especially in a work evironment, in bitchy manner.

"She's been spreading rumours again she's a real bitch monger!"

by Bear with big paws October 19, 2018

flaunt monger

A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.

Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!

by Eleets1066 May 4, 2016

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 30, 2022

Cupboard Monger

A person who likes to lurk inside of cupboards spying on unsuspecting victims.

hey sim ya dirty cupboard monger. did i hear you spying on me last night while rooting my missus

by Folesy April 27, 2018

chill monger

Something that is just that cool. Often refers to skiing. "Steezy"

That trick was mad chill monger!

by Twallisch February 19, 2014