Definitions by Eleets1066

flaunt monger

A person undesirably or shamelessly flaunting themselves.

Naomi Coates is such a massive flaunt monger, bragging on LinkedIn about how great she is. 'oh shut up Coates you massive flaunt monger'!

Merch

A person (lesbian) that hangs around in bars with high heel boots on and provocative clothing hoping to attract other dykes.

Hey I saw Naomi In a bar earlier wearing high boots and one of her provocative Coates, she's such a Dyke Monger!!

Merch