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Molly Mormon 

Perjorative. Among LDS young men a Molly Mormon is a young woman heaven-bent on securing a Temple-worthy husband to support her and provide for the large (6+) number of children she wants to bear as quickly as possible. A Molly Mormon is a sweetly-smiling, seemingly retiring, docile, submissive young LDS woman who expects to be the controlling master of her household after marriage, training her husband to be attuned to her will, and encouraging him at every opportunity to execute his many church volunteer callings and submit to the ward bishop and authority, and is ambitious for his rise within the ward priesthood ranks, which determines her status among the other Mollys. The young LDS men fear her as a cunning sweetie-pie church-ambitious female shark on the make who expects her husband to perform his duties, even if it requires three jobs so that she can stay at home, with her children.

Aging married Molly Mormons tend to cluster outside the window of Utah department stores to police the display of naked mannequins when the fashion displays are updated. Nude mannequins draw the wrathful ire of elderly Molly Mormons, who serially march up greatly offended to the department stores’ executive offices to complain about disgraceful public nudity.

An aging Molly Mormon, sans makeup, was prominently featured in a 1966 STAR TREK TV episode, THE MAN TRAP, attempting to suck the life out of Captain Kirk at the climax of the episode when Dr. McCoy dispatched her with his phaser.
Spencer Christianson just graduated from BYU with his business degree and all the Molly Mormons have their sights set on marrying him at the Singles' Ward.
Molly Mormon by somuchpink August 27, 2013

molly mormon 

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that actively follows and participates in their religion. This phrase traces its origin back to Las Vegas. Opposite of jack mormon
1: Is Katie coming to the party this weekend?
2: no dude, she's a molly mormon.
molly mormon by JFLV November 16, 2004

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026