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Molly Mormon 

Perjorative. Among LDS young men a Molly Mormon is a young woman heaven-bent on securing a Temple-worthy husband to support her and provide for the large (6+) number of children she wants to bear as quickly as possible. A Molly Mormon is a sweetly-smiling, seemingly retiring, docile, submissive young LDS woman who expects to be the controlling master of her household after marriage, training her husband to be attuned to her will, and encouraging him at every opportunity to execute his many church volunteer callings and submit to the ward bishop and authority, and is ambitious for his rise within the ward priesthood ranks, which determines her status among the other Mollys. The young LDS men fear her as a cunning sweetie-pie church-ambitious female shark on the make who expects her husband to perform his duties, even if it requires three jobs so that she can stay at home, with her children.

Aging married Molly Mormons tend to cluster outside the window of Utah department stores to police the display of naked mannequins when the fashion displays are updated. Nude mannequins draw the wrathful ire of elderly Molly Mormons, who serially march up greatly offended to the department stores’ executive offices to complain about disgraceful public nudity.

An aging Molly Mormon, sans makeup, was prominently featured in a 1966 STAR TREK TV episode, THE MAN TRAP, attempting to suck the life out of Captain Kirk at the climax of the episode when Dr. McCoy dispatched her with his phaser.
Spencer Christianson just graduated from BYU with his business degree and all the Molly Mormons have their sights set on marrying him at the Singles' Ward.
Molly Mormon by somuchpink August 27, 2013

molly mormon 

A member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints that actively follows and participates in their religion. This phrase traces its origin back to Las Vegas. Opposite of jack mormon
1: Is Katie coming to the party this weekend?
2: no dude, she's a molly mormon.
molly mormon by JFLV November 16, 2004
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026