moktam

A large Bhutanese man with balls made of mountain and with little hair on his head yet a luxurious beard that amazes all that come across it. Built like a brick shithouse and standing at a whopping 6,7 means he is not to be fucked with. He’s the only ever Bhutanese footballer with a long shot on him that has a 100% success rate. Don’t be fooled however he’s not perfect with a nob cheesier than a fondue and leaving school with a C in maths and a B in health and social care he has his obvious weaknesses. Recently he has however been found piping old men for around about ten pounds so watch down them dark alleys for a big scary strokey nonce.

Gammon - Moktam is my favourite footballer
Collin - I like him because he’s fucking white

by Moktam June 29, 2021

Motamedi

A Persian last name. Derived from an arabic word meaning "the trusted one". The baddest muthaz on this planet have Motamedi as their last name. These people are usually very educated, funny, brilliant, and good looking. They also have many friends who insist on calling them by their last name. Guys who date Motamedi women want to take their GIRL's last name and have looked into how they could legally do that. Girls who date Motamedi men want to marry them just to get the name (and of course the amazingness that comes with it).

Wow! Did you just kick ass? You did! I swear you're a Motamedi. Let me see your ID.

by fuckyoubuddy October 29, 2011

moktastic

When an item or action is surreal and captivating, yet somehow unfortunate.

Dude, is that bum bathing in the fountain in front of our office?

Yup. That is fucking moktastic...

by Jeremy Griggs May 22, 2008

Moktadir

A person who is very attractive a person who can easily seduce girls. A person with rawness, hotness and classy personality.

You are as hot as Moktadir.

by Baba Black Sheep March 25, 2018

mokeamole

Mokeamole means a bowl full of dope to smoke or smoke a bowl.

He I got some good shit do you want to mokeamole?

by unchanged February 27, 2019

Motammem

A smart, genius , practical person with friendly attitude. When he is in pressure, he can be aggressive and attacking.

Motammem

by anonymous October 18, 2020

Motamen

Motamen, In Arabic, translates to Confident. an Outgoing cool-ass dude that doesn't give no fuck bout no bitches, or no nigga. They usually like cooking and eating food, playing sports, and being an all-around good family man. Don't take his kindness for weakness as he will fuck yo momma in an instant. He doesn't give a fuck about who wrong him. Unless you're his family cuz bruh das fucked up. Also, a laid back not caring kind of person but has a kind strong heart and will show his true feelings only if he absolutely needs to.

1 "Are you gonna help me with this Motamen?"
2 "Nah man I'm relaxing and chilling."
1 "Yeah, That's a Motamen type of answer."

by nevacapped February 18, 2021