moistbean

you are moist and a bean

Derek is moist. Derek is a been. Derek is a moistbean

by Chabalulu December 4, 2016

moistballer

A moistballer is someone who is very moist but at the same time is a baller. When your shot is so moist and literally goes in every time, you become a moistballer. You can can also be a moistballer in the bedroom, if you what I mean. 😏😏😏

"Dude have you seen Luke on the court, he is such a moistballer"

by NYFan930 December 6, 2016

moistback

A way of saying "wetback" without infuriating all the mexicans in the general area.

Guy 1: Hey look at all those moistbacks working in the back of that KFC
Guy 2: HAHA how pathetic!

by Derek Chongalong August 26, 2007

moisteaddison

the worst fan page to ever exist <3

go kys moisteaddison

by lilly 247 October 12, 2021

Moisthead

One who's head is quite moist,Having a soft brain full of moisture,Being slow mentally,Being unintelligent.

Way to glue your hand to your arm moisthead.
Even a moisthead like you would of known to not stick your finger in your nose while using super glue.

by Ogdemigod April 13, 2009

Moisten

Wet slightly

Let's moisten the hummus!

by Alex Lefty March 3, 2017

moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration

Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb

by dudespace01 September 7, 2015