-a combination of the words "mother" and "fucker" or more appropriately "motha" and "fucka". A word that can be used on any occassion, sometimes used to start off a longline of partial jibbirish.
"mofuka piece shit scadaba ricky j mocatipi mocananon"
"sup mofucka"
"MOFUCKA!!!"
"best mofukan band ever"
"mofucka.....those are some big mofukan cannons"
Fusion of the words mofo (short for motherfucker) and feg (short for faggot), used as the highest compliment due to it's awesome sounding nature. A mofeg is commonly seen as clever, friendly, kind, majorly strong, and of course the most awesome person on the planet. Basically, your family, partner, dog, cat, teacher (ok maybe not) but everyone is an honorary mofeg.
"You seeJim over there?"
"Yeah"
"He's a real mofeg, no wonder the ladies like him"
"Yeah man, he's too good"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).