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IGCSE Mock Examinations 

1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.

2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.

3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.

4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"

Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026