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MOBIUS CELL 

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.
It took Jane and me forever to get out of that mobius cell until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn mobius cell!!
MOBIUS CELL by mmichaell August 18, 2005
A term used for conscripted Russian invaders of Ukraine. A combination of the terms "mobilized" and "vatnik".
The mobiks were sent to the front with outdated soviet gear and with little to no combat training.
Mobik by ThatGerman November 2, 2022

mobius trip

kinda like travelling in circles in the real world but instead through an online resource such as youtube or wikipedia and finding yourself inadvertently back where you started.
Whoa, I was searching for a recipe for flapjacks, got distracted by maple syrup sex games, and about two hours later found myself back at flapjacks. That was some mobius trip.
mobius trip by johnny maximum February 3, 2010

Möbius Dick 

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.
It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.
Möbius Dick by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011

MOBIUS CELL 

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voicemail, leaveing a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voicemail again, because person 'b' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through
MOBIUS CELL by MMichaell June 27, 2005
Slang term for conscripts mobilised into the Russian army during the Ukraine war.
Those mobiks are not even being given equipment - they are literally just meat being sent into the grinder.
Mobik by Kuntstretch October 3, 2022