Mobesity 

a person who is more obese than normal obesity rate. Normally having the look of a giant whale in appearance. The leading cause of mobesity is excessive eating and drinking of cake batter. As the famous saying goes "Mo-besity.... Mo problems."

When i discovered Tiffany was drinking cake batter out of the pan, I realized it was because of her mobesity.

Mobesity by King Fezzi March 24, 2017

Mobesity 

obesemomjustfat

My girlfriend ate so mush last night. My mom asked if she was pregnant, i think she has mobesity!

Mobesity by CronusMakesMemes June 13, 2018

mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.

Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter

mobesity scooter by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022

Moybesity 

noun

A rare medical disorder involving all digested foods going to ones penis, resulting in lanky figure

"Damn that skinny ass nigga has Moybesity"

Moybesity by SuperDickBlackUwUmeow January 20, 2020

Morbesity 

Two men having sexual intercourse in lard.

Dude that new morbesity porno was off the chizzane.

Morbesity by Jamie Hernendez & Britany Andrews October 27, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020