mlpoknbjiuhvcfytfxzdresawq 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Im so bored il write mlpoknbjiuhvcfytfxzdresawq

mlpoknbjiuhvcfytfxzdresawq by ugly cooc January 13, 2022

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq 

That's it! you've broken the 9th dimension of boredom! This person reading this has reached the max state if boredom! In his head he thought.

John: What if I type qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiolp like a zigzag on a keyboard!
Francis: You know what nobody has ever done?!?
John: What?
Francis: Doing it backwards!! Like mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq!
John: But you started from the bottom "M"
Francis: Who cares?

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresawq by Sicnarf47 March 21, 2017

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw 

Your so bored your pretty much dead

i'd rather be in prison than be mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw

mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw by mlpoknbjiuhvcgytfxzdresaqw May 11, 2022

MLPOKNBJIUHVCGYTFXZDRESAQW 

Congrats, you have reached the ultimate level of boredom and you are most likely supposed to be doing your school assignment right now. This phenomonon occurs when someone is so bored they decide to type every single letter on their keyboard in a diagnonal order from right to left.

"I was so bored yesterday I decided to type MLPOKNBJIUHVCGYTFXZDRESAQW into my computer to see what popped up."

MLPOKNBJIUHVCGYTFXZDRESAQW by The Levels Of Boredom. November 23, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019