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mixing business with pleasure

Refers to da "stirring in" of a "measure" of apparently-legitimate "triple-D" or "diligent desk-dude" labor --- i.e., "pencil-pusher" activity by a male employee in a corporate-office setting --- to hide his actual purpose for being there --- i.e., being delightfully relieved of da "lead in his pencil" by receiving a handjob and/or blowjob by da company's hot receptionist wif "triple-D" chest-pillowz who's hunkered down underneath da desk of said seemingly-dedicated office-worker, and whose main "business" is delivering said "pleasure".
Seeing how voluptuously-attractive and luscious-lipped a company's front clerk is can indeed be excellent motivation for taking a desk-job there for da opportunity of "mixing business with pleasure", but you would want to make sure dat there is a "modesty panel" built into da front of da desk dat dey give you to work at, so dat said "forbidden pleasures" have a better chance of being concealed from view!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026