missile anus 

A hilarious mispronunciation of "miscellaneous".

The amusement park was filled with its usual assortment of tourists, performers, and missile anus weirdos.

missile anus by vince_k May 19, 2016

anus missile 

The art of shitting a fiery turd at lightning speed. Often unexpected occurence, and often very painful. You won't be able to stand up for at least 5 minutes after releasing that bad boy.

"DUDE, I just passed this HUGE anus missile!!"

"That's fucking disgusting"

"It hurt like satan fucked me with a branding iron"

"Good fuck, that sounds ridiculous"

"it was, bro, it was"

anus missile by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 26, 2016

Missle anus 

Explosive, fire diarrhea

I had a missle anus last night bro.

Missle anus by BillyBob Jim Thorton Caruthers May 6, 2018