mir(amirali mir)

mir is an ancient Persian myth. mir is a rare specie who takes human form and masturbates anywhere at anytime and who's head looks like a penis and is socially an idiot
Legend says that it's particular kind has had a sexy beard but Mir has turned homosexual so mir shaved

why does that man leave so much?
he might be a mir
oh god like mir(amirali mir)?
yeah
fuck