The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

misisipi

The lazy way to spell Mississippi.

Dude, did you go to Misisipi today?
No. It's Mississippi.
Do you want to break your voice box saying those extra letters?

by Dantx5 September 9, 2013

Mississippi Steam Boat

When you are making sweet tender love to a woman and you take a giant rip from your vape and blow it down her anus. Next you jam your penis in and with every thrust smoke will bellow from around your penis.

Logan makes the weirdest faces when he is getting ass fucked during a Mississippi steam boat!

by Big_Jake66 September 4, 2019

Mississippi hickory stick

When you empty the sugar out of a Fun Dip bag and fill it up with cocaine

“My grandma would give Mississippi hickory sticks to the kids when they had toothaches” - Dignan

by tombeast29 August 9, 2022

Mississippi Flush

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.

Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

by St Pete card player December 17, 2011

Mississippi Grind

The sensation resulting from having to walk after shitting your pants.

I was 10 miles from home and I shat my pants... I had to endure the Mississippi Grind the whole way back...

by Bog-man July 10, 2016

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017