mind grain

when you have woken up before class, but have plans to spend the day doing something else and you tutor clearly knows that.

Jason:
"hey, what did you do yesterday ?"

Fred:
"well.. I was supposed to go into class but it was valentines day so spend the day doing other things. so I emailed my tutor saying I was ill but he clearly knew we weren't"

Jason:
"ahh man ! what a mind grain.

mind grain by creative101 April 5, 2012

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midgraine

a headache received from smoking a large quantity of mids

Person A: Wanna pack another bowl?
Person B: Maybe later, I've got a midgraine right now.

midgraine by twin yashika April 15, 2010

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minegraine

When you play too much Minecraft and you give yourself an awful headache.

I've been playing minecraft for so long I just shit myself because I'd rather play minecraft than leave for two minutes to go to the bathroom and now I've got a minegraine.

minegraine by Kittywizzard August 26, 2015

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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