Milk bottle 

An uncircumcised penis, due to its resemblance to a Milk Bottle lolly

Patty is a big fan of docking, but being cut he requires his partners to have milk bottles. He would prefer to be the dockee rather than the docker, but obviously this is physically impossible. As such, he still harbours resentment against his mother for knocking the top off his milk bottle.

Milk bottle by Wrist Wrangler October 12, 2011

milk bottle 

A penis of impressive girth, resembling the dimensions of a UK pint bottle of milk.

Has great potential for destruction or ruination of the recieving partner.

Ann: Why Billie you are walking a little strange today!

Billie: Yeh, that guy i took home last night was a real milk bottle, i just couldnt face seconds this morning.

milk bottle by bond Don January 14, 2008

milk bottle 

a bottle of milk for babies

He's 20 years old and still drinks out of a milk bottle.

milk bottle by therealvirgin January 30, 2010

Milk Bottle 

A racist term to describe white people.

Man, why do those milk bottles gotta keep us down!?

Milk Bottle by Jason McDildohead May 22, 2015

Milk Bottle Rule 

The date you start liking a guy you buy a bottle of milk and you have untill the milk goes off to do something about it otherwise his fair game for everybody else!

someone started likeing someone on the 5th of Feb and bought a bottle milk that day on the 15th when it went off she hadn't done anything about it so the milk bottle rule says that the guy is fair game to everyone else

Milk Bottle Rule by milk bar February 2, 2010

milk bottle run 

the passenger jet from Europe to the Caribbean. White female sex tourists go to the Caribbean for the black guys. Milk bottles need filling.

Da Milk bottle run here fellas

milk bottle run by Joedecop September 22, 2014

Milk bottle shoulders 

A person who doesn't like to take or take on responsibility. Not broad shouldered similar to a milk bottle

Pete got milk bottle shoulders the a lazy twat

Milk bottle shoulders by Lazygit April 21, 2023