milk ad 

A person who would be perfect for advertising dairy products.
I.E. freakin' innocent and pure in appearance. You would trust him/her to not sell spoiled goods.
Basically, would look good in peasant-wear against bright green hills.

Typically this person has it rough when it comes to romance. Arrogant, controling people want to corrupt them. Nice, good people feel inferior in the face of such wholesomeness.

"I'm such a milk ad! It's annoying! No males will approach unless they wish to corrupt me b/c I look so pure!" she whined to her friend.

milk ad by mariel2sabriel July 25, 2008

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. 

Moxxie's second coffee order from episode 6 of Helluva Boss, "Truth Seekers"

"If you cant handle that id like a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee. by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

adopted milk 

the meanest thing you can call someone

Ollie is adopted milk.

adopted milk by redfenix March 9, 2023

Adult Choccy Milk 

"I can pay my mortgage but also color outside the lines"
Ever miss the insane INTENSE energy and excitement of elementary school recess?
Look no further.
Adult Choccy Milk is chocolate milk with a glow up (alcohol? Possibly?) and a dash of ✨

Person 1: "Will you come listen to us yap about our sigma tech bro startup?"

Person 2: "No."
Person 1:"Pls we have Adult Choccy Milk 🍫🥛 "
Person 2:"okay fine I'm in"

Adult Choccy Milk by warehouseyappers July 17, 2024