A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.
Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.
Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.
by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 31, 2011
An organized force that is raised from a civil population in order to protect our lake and river systems for future generations.
by TheWalleyeGuy February 18, 2020
The biggest meme militia in the world. It's under the control of supreme leader Goosnav and General Noosnav. Under their control they take out bad meme accounts, inappropriate accounts, porn accounts, etc on Instagram.
The goosnav militia scares me.
by Snavings January 9, 2018
A militia group that believes strongly in the 2nd amendment of the US Constitution and defending citizen's rights from the federal government. Based in Michigan, this group has been view as extreme and even in some cases as a terrorist group.
by Jeffery April 6, 2005
by Teh_Lizard September 22, 2019
A online gaming clan made up of "Women, with a different preference..." as thier saying goes. They are lesbos that play mostly action games. Thier clan tag is M\/E.
by Gladdis July 7, 2004
Hardcore listeners and fans of The Ben Maller Show on Fox Sports Radio. Well known for being blocked by William "Shatzy" Shatner after wishing him a Happy Birthday on Twitter. #MallerMilitia
"It was bloody knuckle boxing, it got ugly, it was heated Eddie, you know the name of the guy Eddie? What's the name of the guy?" "We wanted the Maller Militia to reach out to William Shatner" "It was Maller Militia vs Trekkies" ; "(Shatner) was so overwhelmed by the Maller Militia He was trying to block everyone" "He ends up accidentally following several members of the Maller Militia" "Shatner's following me Bennnnnnn!"
by specter woodland March 30, 2017