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Mike Dean 

One of the worst referees in the premier league. If arrogance and ego were one person, it would be Mike Dean. He makes decisions based on what will make people angry at him, as this fuels his ego and makes him feel fuzzy inside. Every time he makes a correct decision, VAR makes sure to remind him of his incredibly small penis and how disproportionate it is to his ego. He is balding from the fact that his hairline got so scared of his self inflated opinion of himself it ran away. This is the man that drinks water at the bar of a pub, just to get the bus home. The most unpleasant form of human being, rivalling Ted Bundy, and Hitler.
Person 1: “I met a guy on a blind date the other day
Person 2: “did it go well?”
Person 1: “he was a Mike Dean”
Person 2: “oh my god I’m so sorry, let me get the nice ice cream babes”
Mike Dean by James Bronson February 13, 2022
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Mike Dean 

The realest, OG, and trillist producer out there.
Hey did you hear Mike Dean’s remix of Birds in the Trap sing MCKnight??
Mike Dean by Nedsvision August 27, 2019

mikedeanisback 

the hottest, biggest lana del rey stan. mike dean obsession
hey did you see mikedeanisback walk past? she’s got a rocking bod.
mikedeanisback by hshehsbsnsn June 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008