Mighty Joe Young

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.

Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

Mighty Joe Young by CrackerJack June 19, 2006

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The Mighty Joe Young

The act of fucking a girl doggy style, shitting in your hand and slapping the bitches back with the shit. You may also fuck her anally and use the bitch's shit to preform this maneuver.

Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.

Dam bitch!!! I pulled The Mighty Joe Young on your ass!!

The Mighty Joe Young by Paul Keith March 2, 2007

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A Mighty Joe Young

A strong coffee (2x teaspoons of coffee, and as much sugar as you need) that would Assemble among the Avengers when defending the Earth from incoming threats that endanger our survival.

Chet:"That was a great night, don't think these painkillers are going to shift this hangover.."

Burt: "sounds like you need A Mighty Joe Young, Bud.
Chet: "that should do it, two sugars please."
Burt: "Order up!"
Chet: "Damn Fine Coffee"

A Mighty Joe Young by Mooclockey February 4, 2023

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mighty young joe

Any probie firefighter named "Joe", who is prematurely balding, short & stocky, and has a pleasant personality.

Capt.: Who's gonna wipe down the Chief's car?

Lieutenant: I'll send Mighty young Joe

mighty young joe by the wetspot March 28, 2008

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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