mierp

used when bored and there is nothing to do;can only be used by aawsome passumes.

jerry:OMG!!!!im freakin aawsome passume

karen:awkward silence...

jerry:MIERP!!

by onlyhatersonmysack December 5, 2012

merplanda

When women make plans but everyone involved secretly knows they’ll never come to pass.

Q. Are we really renting a cabin?

A. Nah, that’s just a Merplanda. Just play along.

by MDizzle1985 November 16, 2020

Friggen Huar Mier

noun: for when some really special kid repetitively runs their mouth without thought during math because they have special needs. Also can be generally applied to anyone when you need them to STFU without the teacher smashing you from behind. Typically the first user of this word is the superior special forces operator at the table.

Example 1: STFU Friggen Huar Mier, I'm friggen trying to do fuggin work!

by the yeetster 64 March 4, 2019

The Mierdas Touch

The ability to turn everything one touches to shit.

The phrase is a mash up of the King Midas myth of being cursed that everything he touched turned to gold and mierdas, which is the spanish word for shit.

There is some controversy as to whether the object touched was already a piece of shit with an exceedingly thin veneer of gold plating, where the Mierdas Touch serves only to reveal the subject's true nature versus the Mierdas Touch actually turning any object into shit, even if it was previously unblemished.

The doctor was beloved by all until he was touched the Mierdas Touch, wherein, it came to light that the doctor was constantly drunk, mis-prescribed drugs, and belittled underlings.

by 10aflyGuy May 30, 2018

puta mierda

Fucking shit in Spanish. Here "puta" doesn't mean bitch, it's just and adjective used for everything: puta locura (fucking madness), puto cabrón (fucking bastard), puto despertador (fucking alarm clock), puto perro (fucking dog)

""shit bitch" would be "puta DE mierda"

Puta mierda, I left a bag the marijuana in the kitchen table, now my parents will see it.

by doromeu October 10, 2013

Merph

Showing no emotion, good nor bad; guess it just means okay : |

NOSY MOTHER: "So do you like that girl Violet?"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "IDK I DON'T TALK TO HER MUCH!"
NOSY MOTHER: "Sooo..... I want an answer!"
TEENAGER WHO DOESN'T CARE: "MERPH!!!"

by theeventualdilf November 28, 2016

Merp

The sound you nonchalantly utter when there are no more fucks left to give.

When the debt collector told Johnny his credit will tank if he doesn't make a payment, he shrugged and replied, "Merp."

by NickFresh215 July 17, 2018