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midnightcow

A very cool mod maker for a game called Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Guy one: You heard of midnightcow?

Guy two: No, who's that?

Guy one: He made UC++ how could you not know him?
midnightcow by NormallyDraco March 11, 2022
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MidnightRocker

Someone who lies about who they really are. Pretending to be a cute blonde curly haired constuction worker on the internet when he's really a fat unemployed slob. Likes to creep on older women and call them "Mom".
"Hey look everybody, it's MidnightRocker, the biggest internet catfish there ever was!"
MidnightRocker by OGTroll May 24, 2013

MidnightSon 

a great person who never lies and is cool!
X MidnightSon X is the greatest man alive!
MidnightSon by MidnightSon February 23, 2005

midnightmoans 

Midnightmoans

They hit diffrent at night and midnight is the best time to have a good moan ooo yea you can have them with your dogs or even with yourself get cuffed and chocked and driped down the side of get a load of that wet ass pussy they are enjoyable for everyone if you dont like moans then you are a physcopath you best going harder the harder you go the best experance you have dont forget to drink the milk off the bed after its the best milk anyone could wish for
are you ready for our midnightmoans
midnightmoans by alpha mackia March 22, 2021

midnightnotfound 

an amazing human who deserves the world <3
"Whos Midnightnotfound?"
"The best person to exist"
midnightnotfound by kayphobjc September 26, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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