Middlebrook Hot 

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation less attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive girls acquiring boys who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors not taken up by Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: No way man, we saw her and she was Middlebrook hot, you were so trashed.

Middlebrook Hot by chahenE February 10, 2010

Middlebrook Hot 

The quality of Middlebrook Dining Hall food, such that it is sometimes warm, but never hot

Sanford Kid 1: Dude have you eaten at Middlebrook yet?
Sanford Kid 2: Ya, kinda disappointing, all the food was Middlebrook Hot

Middlebrook Hot by Cori Roberts September 23, 2018

Middlebrook Hot 

Phenomenon in which Middlebrook residents at the University of Minnesota are slept on, but are often more attractive than the rest of campus. This excludes any member of the Art LLC. These folks are also less likely to have STDs due to their isolation from the cesspool of Super Block. Again, excluding Art LLC.

Person A: He's from Middlebrook? Rough!
Person B: Nah, he's Middlebrook hot, look at this pic!
Person A: Dang! He IS Middlebrook hot.

Middlebrook Hot by MargieEgren October 1, 2019

Middlebrook Hot 

A dorm at the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities on the West Bank isolated from the rest of the undergraduate population. This dorm is inhabited by honor students and art students alike. Upon entrance, hotness of females is skewed due to the lack of hot females.

Superblock bro 1: Did you see that chick I hooked up with last night at the Middlebrook Dance Party Round II?

Superblock bro 2: Woah bro, Becky? She was Middlebrook hot, easily a 3 on the outside world scale.

Superblock bro 1: For real? Middlebrook hot got the best of me again...

Superblock bro 2: She's really good at the studying the sciences.

Middlebrook Hot by Yungflame November 17, 2011

Middlebrook Hot 

Describes the phenomenon whereby the female residents of Middlebrook Hall at the University of Minnesota have a tendency to be approximately one standard deviation more attractive than the rest of the campus. Additionally, there is a lack of awareness of this effect among those affected which leads to unattractive boys acquiring girls who would not otherwise be attracted to them. Applies to all floors except Arts students on the 11th and 12th floors. Exceptions are rumored to exist, but are as of yet unconfirmed.

Guy 1: Dude, I got with such a fine bitty last night.

Guy 2: Yeah man, we saw her and she was totally Middlebrook hot.

Middlebrook Hot by notchahenE September 1, 2021