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Mischke's are usually gorgeos. Mischke's are kind, caring and always put other people first. If a Mischke has a best friend they always mean the world to them. Mischke's are lucky to have as a permanent part of anybodies life, and you'll find that nobody ever leaves Mischke's. Some of them are very attractive and sometimes irresistible to males. Mischke's are the whole package, if you want a good friend, find a Mischke. If you want a good girlfriend, find a Mischke.
Guy one- 'That girls really hot; whats her name?'

Guy two- 'Her names mischke'
mischke by anonymous December 17, 2020
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the best person in the world. any person named mischka is charming and super hot. she is the cutest most beautiful person to ever exist.

and shes gay.
mischka is gay.
mischka by bumby_ May 8, 2022
A person who exists. They’re always solid, unless the temperature is at their melting point, then they will become a liquid. Mischkas are made up of tiny cells, which are made up of even tinier particles. The center of the particle (the nucleus), is made up of protons and neutrons. Protons have a positive charge, while neutrons have a neutral/no charge. Orbiting the outer shell of the nucleus, you can find electrons, which have a negative charge. (If you would like to know more about particles and how ions are formed, search up the name injeel (all lowercase) on Urban Dictionary. Look for my name).
Now class, how about we turn to page 47 and learn about mischkas and how they relate to particles.
mischka by Cheesecurdstastelikecheese November 22, 2021
mischka is the most amazing guy you could ever meet, that is, if you ever get a chance to meet one. he may appear slightly shy, but has the best personality when you can a chance to talk to him. extremely good looking, usually one of the best in the school. has the most amazing hair and cutest smile, every girl loves his smile. usually tall, dark hair, dark eyes. his girlfriend would be the luckiest girl alive, literally. a mischka would treat his girlfriend like a princess, no matter what.
mischka.
mischka by coolgalxoxo July 31, 2011
One of the most dirtiest scum rats you will ever come across, A.k.a "Car slut"
Oh my god, you still owe me $50 mischk you fucken rat !
mischk by Anonymous March 27, 2003
"you talk so much shit Mischk"
mischk by ... March 27, 2003
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