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mgf is machine gun fellatio except a different idea slighty. It is basically blowing your brains out, as that dude in Fight Club tried to do.
Dude why don't you fucking mgf already, it'd make our lives and your own better.
mgf by Maverician April 29, 2005
My MGF and I keep things low key so she won't get caught.
MGF by Brad34695 July 10, 2020
can’t say mgf if u ain’t got motion
mgf by robing hoods November 28, 2024
We're going hard this weekend, MGFY
MGFY by parsoFish September 7, 2020
MGFE = Mormon Girlfriend Experience. Escort services which specifically hook you up with a girl that takes you out for ice cream or to see a PG-rated movie.
I'm going to hire a MGFE escort
MGFE by Archangel_VN October 11, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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