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Melya
Melya is a genuine kind person who is utterly beautiful. She always has your back and is a wonderful friend. She feels like a warm hug in a warm blanket on a cold day. Melya's are, honestly, the best people ever. They are very curious and intelligent and love to ask questions. She is very shy and quiet but will beat anybody up to help you.
Melya by anonymous.anna. September 25, 2020
Mezl
To take something that is simple, and complicate it beyond the point of no return, while constantly contradicting your thoughts. When someone pulls a mezl, he will most likely try to argue his point without any ground facts or any logic.
A mezler would say to his students in a biochemistry class:
"The two key things in the history of europe that you must always remember in biochemistry are these: Napoleon was a tyrant and the metric system is the greatest system to be ever invented."
"I don't know how to divide by 18, but I do know how to divide by 20. So let's just pretend the molar mass of glucose is 200 g/mol rather than 180 g/mol. It won't make any difference."
"What is the answer to any question in biochemistry? Enzymes!"
"The two key things in the history of europe that you must always remember in biochemistry are these: Napoleon was a tyrant and the metric system is the greatest system to be ever invented."
"I don't know how to divide by 18, but I do know how to divide by 20. So let's just pretend the molar mass of glucose is 200 g/mol rather than 180 g/mol. It won't make any difference."
"What is the answer to any question in biochemistry? Enzymes!"
Melyssa
She is in all honesty is the most perfect girl that I have ever met. Without her I feel as if I am nothing but i waste of space. She has the cutest smile, the nicest eyes, and the kindest heart. There is nothing in the world I'd have other then her.
1 " Hey hows your relationship with Melyssa going?"
2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."
2 "Its going fantastic, shes the best girl that I will ever meet."
Melyssa by Just a random guy on UD January 22, 2013
Mezl
To approximate or simplify to the point of extreme absurdity, with the aim of answering a completely irrelevant question. Often the effect is to further complicate the question, rather than simplify it.
Problems such as the number of glucose subunits needed to reach the moon, or questions requiring that the length of a day be rounded to 25 hours, can be solved if one simply "Mezls it."
Problems such as the number of glucose subunits needed to reach the moon, or questions requiring that the length of a day be rounded to 25 hours, can be solved if one simply "Mezls it."