A sexual act where the man puts a tortilla on his penis and has sexual intercourse, after he ejaculates the sexual partner eats the used tortilla.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
Beans can also be inserted into the anus to be eaten later.
by chumpguy January 1, 2014
a non-ziplock plastic bag that you use as a condom when a real condom isn't available. Mainly used by people of the Mexican race or poor people
(you)Hey, you got a condom? I don't have any.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
(Friend)No, looks like you'll have to use a Mexican condom.
(you)Fuck.
by paul sullivain November 17, 2009
When you find a hot white girl with a chihuahua, you get ready to give it to her doggy style, but instead put your junk in the dogs ass, and the dogs snout in her hole, then commence to pumping.
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Pro-Tip- when you shoot your load on the dogs back it’s called a wet back!
Susan wouldn’t shut up so I bent her over and gave her a furry Mexican condom right in the poop shoot. Her dog, Tatino, fell in love after I gave him his own wet back!!
by White Boy Kris November 26, 2021