Mexican Blanket 

When you are having sex with a woman, right before you cum you throw a blanket over her face and scream something that that sounds spanish. As soon as she uncovers her face, punch her in the mouth.

Benji just gave biggy a mexican blanket.

Mexican Blanket by Biggysteez August 11, 2011

Mexican Blanket 

When someone gives a man a handjob and then wipes the cum down his back.

Mary gave Joe a Mexican Blanket to get back at him for the donkey punch he gave her.

Mexican Blanket by meagan F August 16, 2008

mexican blanket 

When a girl smothers your sunburnt cock with aloe in Mexico and then proceeds to give you the messiest hummer of all hummers swallowing everything up so completely it was as if she had used blanket to soak it all up.

Patricio received two Mexican Blankets on his trip to Cabo.

mexican blanket by DildyFace June 11, 2006

Mexican poo blanket 

When your kickin' it in Mexico and your boy is so far passed out that you invite the whole neighborhood over to drop a duce on his chest.

OOOPS! I just gave mi amigo a mexican poo blanket!!!

Mexican poo blanket by WyldSoul November 4, 2006

dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

dirty mexican cum blanket by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011