metabait 

preoccupy oneself on social media to distraction.

The students would rather metabait than lesson to the teacher.

metabait by Kipikala'e February 13, 2025

Metabitching 

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

Metabitching by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

metabating

Engaging in excessive metaphysical speculation. Especially common practice among psycics, french philosophers, and philosophy majors looking to lure unsuspecting english majors into sexual congress.

"I totally caught Pierre metabating in front of some chicks at last night's poetry slam."

metabating by Brint October 29, 2005

Metabitching 

Bitching about bitching.

My sister will never stop metabitching about that bitch Caroline who was all "you should never wear that shirt again."

Metabitching by arudnoh August 7, 2011

metabation 

When a man or a woman puts on virtual reality goggles along with an exoskeleton sensory suit and enters the Metaverse to engage in virtual reality masturbation either alone or with a same or opposite sex partner .

Jim: Hey are you going to the bar with us tonight to meet some women?
Jack: Nah, I just bought a new virtual reality skin suit so I'm going to plug into the Metaverse and do some 1v1 metabation with your Mom.
Jim: Alright that's cool. Wait wut?

metabation by Ambiguousgenitals March 16, 2022