The most amazing girl in the world with beautiful lips and eyes. She can twerk and make you fall in love with her magic. She has that magic chocolate box too
Being wanted by someone you don’t want but you don’t want to hurt or damage
It doesn’t hurt, it doesn’t feel good and it doesn’t make me feel better but it’s just there, and I respect it but there is no reason to do anything with it because it’s not mine.
It’s just a wondrous feeling. Not in a good or bad way. It’s pure wonder; merveille.
A woman who is longing for a person who will truly love her. She's a tough woman who can survive in a concrete jungle but when she is alone, she lets her emotions out. You might be intimidated by her when you see her for the first time but don't be because she is a person who can make friends easily.
Don't go hard on yourself, you should know that there are some people who will love you even if you're not you anymore.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*