he’s the most caring person ever, i love everything about him, his eyes, his smile, his voice, his style, everything i wish him the best in his life (me ofc). i love you
by u don’t know my name November 24, 2021
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He is a relly cool boi,he will love you at heart.Plays really good baseball and he usually ends up with Ayse.
If he makes some random jokes it must be mert!

If he is dating with Ayse or Lal he is lucky boi-believe me!!!!!

Wow.. I want a boyfriend like mert
by Wowthisisamazing June 26, 2019
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A strange way of saying mate. Typically used by British northerners who spend a long time down south, and eventually their accent gets a bit dodgy. The same principle works with a variety of words.
Y'alrert mert? - You alright mate?
That bloke's serf - That bloke's safe.
by Bender Bending Rodriquez September 6, 2005
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A guy who goes great with girls named Aria, Eva and Amanda
Amanda and Mert would make such a cute couple!”
by Female genius September 22, 2019
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A short, muscular and courageous Turkish guy. They're mostly introverted, usually tend to do offensive jokes and may be into beastiality depending on their past experiences as shepherds. Merts' usually hang out in their homes' drinking protein juice and playing video-games or just live in sheds close to their herds. A Mert most likely has friends that are muscular like him, and will try to show his superiority to skinny infidels.
Dude 1: Damn, look at them muscles man! He must be a Mert!
Dude 2: He must have lived in the mountains for those massive boomers!
Goat 1: When will you come back home, my dear?
by mehmetipek May 11, 2018
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Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon
wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert
by ching ding December 11, 2019
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Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10
by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022
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