A city with a population of 10,000 in central Wisconsin, Merrill is analogous to Meth Capital of the World. People who produce and deal Meth in Merrill are known to get off with no jail time. There are many people in Merrill who walk around with no faces because they have been burned off from using Meth. That's why Merrill is a good place for people who are running from the law or under the Government witness protection program to move to. They can do Meth, lose their identity and never be caught!
Hey, I'm from Merrill!

Holy shitballs! I robbed a bank and I am on the run from the law. I think I will move to Merrill where Meth is in abundance and lose my face.
by Bluejaynow August 4, 2008
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All Merrills are cool, hot, ambitious girls who can be pretty wild, and always the life of the pary. They are admired by lots of hot guys. Merrills know how to be cool, and they can hang with the best of them. But they are also perfectionnists and are not satisfied endless they ace every quiz, test, and paper. They are more compeditive and driven than any bitch you've ever seen. Because of this, Merrills end up going to amazing high schools, excellent, often ivy league colleges and have great occupations when they're older. They're flexible and athletic also. All Merrills prize they're appearance (which is why so many guys end up being attracted to them). They honor high fashion. Fashion and couture always remain part of Merrills lives. Basically, they're images of what all girls want to be. They're hot, skinny bitches who like to win, so watch out for them.
That girl has got it all; the career, the looks the figure, the stlye, and the hottest guy on her arm, she is such a Merrill.
by queenbee662 August 4, 2010
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(MEH~RILL)
1. To talk about something excessively that falls outside the scope of your culture, ethnicity, range of experience, socio-economic class, age, or location.
2. To bloviate about urban activites and/or 'hip' slang.
Even though he lived most of his life in the richest, whitest suburbs of California, John would spend much of his day merrilling about 'ghostriding on whips' and other hardcore 'rap activity'.
by Mr. Potruck January 16, 2007
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A bit on the shady side and extremely hilarious. And a bit dirty and flirty.
"You see him Rollin they hating pot rolling trying to catch him riding dirty" "dude this song is literally about Merrill"
by Halleylujah January 27, 2016
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Dalish elven mage. The tragedy among Mapocolops's YouTube comments. The cause of "The Great Merrill Debate".

Many have fallen. Many more will - because ya'll just can't chill.

"Magic can't be made safe and it can't be destroyed. Fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could".
"You either love or you hate Merrill. Either way, you complain about it in the comment section. Passionately."
by alexnotalice June 14, 2023
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A tall, hot, and strong man. The kind of man every man wants to be and every woman wants to date.

Merrills are mature, sexy, big dicked, and great at eating pussy! Merrills are smart, resourceful, cool, collected, funny, and deep.

Most people have to masturbate to the thought of Merrills but if you are a lucky hot woman, you may stumble in a Merrill. If you’re lucky make sure to get your shit straight because he won’t take crazy shit from a shit woman.
Wow! I think I saw a merrill, he was so hot I had to run to the bathroom to dry up my panties!
by Ilikemerrills April 3, 2022
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Merrill, A nice funny girl. Very pretty has an amazing personality and goes out her way for people. Don't take her for granted but she is the best and the prettiest ever.
Have you heard about Merrill Because she's fine asf
by Eaoders September 30, 2019
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