merplexing 

Commonly mistook on perplexing and is a stupid word

How merplexing

merplexing by HM100 August 27, 2023

perplexing 

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

perplexing by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

perplexing pegasus 

A word used to define those who are extra stunned and somewhat lit ya know. Its like that bitch named stacey who thinks shes the shit.

Im so lit im perplexing pegasus

perplexing pegasus by Schaafer August 18, 2017

Merpling 

A name used to refer to someone who has no more fucks to give (derived from the work Merp) and will go at their own pace, often keeping people waiting (From the word ling).

Geez, Calista, she's such a merpling.

Quit being a merpling and let's get on with it.

Merpling by ESilencer March 7, 2021

perplexing occurrences 

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass

man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out

perplexing occurrences by hearts4mark July 17, 2022