Similar to merge burgler, used for more egregious, infuriatig, and/or sociopathic examples of merge-lane exploitation.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
Example; going up an offramp, only to go through the light at the top and back down the opposite onramp, then forcing oneself back into a (stationary) line of traffic at the expense of everyone between the exit and entry points.
.....aaaaand there he goes. Man, if I knew my kid did that, I'd disown him. Hope that frikken' merge molester gets his grill ripped of by some 1990 rustbucket Ford Escort when he tries weaselling back in.
by MR_OOF June 30, 2010
One of these days Bill and I are gonna try Merging Lanes on a girl.
Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.
Dude Bill and I just Merged Lanes on a hooker.
by SmackyMcPimpHand June 23, 2010
by Ignatz April 12, 2008
The act of changing lanes without the use of a turn signal, usually involving cutting someone off in the adjacent lane simultaneously.
by hd_sib January 29, 2009
by Macphilia June 14, 2009
A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.
I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.
by SLampy January 6, 2006
An onramp with a huge blind spot that merges abruptly into traffic with no warning. Often located on the left side of the road where traffic is moving fastest.
by Perimeter May 6, 2009