n.The half lane placed randomly,usually after a stoplight and usually in New Jersey,which challenges the asshole potential of people who will attempt to use it to race in front of everyone else before the lane ends instead of just 'falling in line'.
I'm daring and think I have a pretty fast car,let me try and squeeze in front of these other vehicles. Asshole merge.
by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010
by ezzymny October 5, 2011
putting out unfinished code or product, claiming the product was complete when it was not. Furthermore, users/those NOT paid or told to look for it find out more problems, including original code.
To make amateur mistakes despite being a professional, and not owning up to them.
To make amateur mistakes despite being a professional, and not owning up to them.
"They did not test out code they claimed they did, and still put out the application. They completely pulled a Merge."
"Did the Math teacher just say 1+3 is 5? He pulled Merge."
"Did the Math teacher just say 1+3 is 5? He pulled Merge."
by HPhantom May 21, 2009
Johnny was driving and everything was going fine until we had to get on the highway; he is merge-stupid.
by Chaosape February 27, 2015
When you merge lanes while driving in an aggressive fashion with no regard for other drivers. When you need to get in and nobody will let you so you just take it....
by BPF_1980 June 28, 2016
When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.
by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021
When the entering cars merge one by one into each space between the cars already on the road, like the notches on a zipper.
First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.
First used by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on 8/25/10.
Jon Stewart: The hallmark of civilization is the every other car merge - the zipper merge - at tunnels.
by selenology September 7, 2010