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Arkansas Hooded Merganser 

A sex position where a man places his ball sack over his sleeping partners eyes and blocks her vision. The man then screams "HOW BOUT THAT ARKANSAS HOODED MERGANSER" while blowing a duck call.
She was sleeping peacefully until I gave her the Arkansas Hooded Merganser with my balls in her face.

Meganerd 

Someone who is so nerdy, that they are considered meganerds. They really like school and/or get good grades. They always go to bed early, usually before 11 o'clock. They have socializing problems- especially texting- and aren't good at flirting. They are also usually scrawny and do not play any sports, (having an IQ greater than how much they weigh), but there are exceptions.

However, the most important quality of a meganerd is that they are very lovable and dorky in their own way <3
"Patrick is such a Meganerd, he keeps talking about school"
"Not as much as a Meganerd as Paul. He went to bed at 10 today."
"Yeah, but I still love him haha."
"Ofcourse. Gotta love our meganerds!"
Meganerd by m3g4n3rdl0v3rs13 September 4, 2011

morganeer 

The art of drunkingly posing in the "Captain Morgain stance". Created on a whim, this drinking game became well know for it's ease of explanation and familiarity. The object is to see who among any number of people can stay balanced on one leg while lifting the other longer than all the rest, like balancing on one foot. All contestants must be noticeably inebriated in order for fairness to prevail. The winner claims victory and drinks 3 more drinks immediately for he/she is obviously less drunk than than the rest of the participants.
verb: morganeering
Late night games of morganeering can be fun, but beware the floor.
morganeer by Nucleoid August 25, 2006

meganerson 

Meganerson is someone who talks to Jamerson whilst she fills her mouth with more than just nuggetersons
My god is she talking to Jamerson???? She is suuuuuuchhhhh a meganerson
meganerson by Jluvshorsesandponies October 22, 2018

megansexual

Being completely into a girl named Megan who happens to live in another state
I think I’m becoming megansexual for this girl

Morgansexual 

Morgansexual(Noun):
A term used to describe an individual who experiences a strong, romantic or sexual attraction specifically towards people named Morgan, particularly when referring to females. This unique orientation highlights the captivating allure associated with individuals named Morgan.

The term "Morgansexual" emerged as a way to celebrate and acknowledge the distinct charm that Morgans possess. It signifies a profound connection and preference towards those who bear this name, their appearance, personality, or other traits.

Being Morgansexual is not limited to a specific gender or sexual orientation. It transcends societal boundaries and serves as a testament to the undeniable magnetism that Morgans exhibit, capturing the hearts and desires of those who identify as such.

It's important to note that Morgansexuality is not yet a widely recognized sexual orientation within mainstream discourse. However, it exists as a serious concept, often embraced as a term of endearment or personal fascination towards individuals named Morgan.
Person A: "I can't help but feel an instant connection whenever I meet someone named Morgan. It's like a gravitational pull!"
Person B: "Ah, so you must be Morgansexual!"
Person A: "Absolutely! There's just something about Morgans that I find irresistible."
Morgansexual by ImMortality. June 24, 2023