Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

Mental Boner by Candles18 July 9, 2011

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mental boner

it’s like a regular boner but for your brain and is mostly revolves around a quality that you admire in someone.

The fact that she fills my mind with ideas gives me a mental boner.

mental boner by YuOfTheNight January 8, 2020

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Metal boner

When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.

Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!

Metal boner by alreadytaken4536 April 27, 2009

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