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When a woman is so unsatisfied with a man's sexual performance, she taps him on the shoulder, indicating that she's tired and just wants to go to bed.

Popularized by Seinfeld.
I can't believe it! I really thought I was zone, but then she gave me the tap.
by alreadytaken4536 September 25, 2009

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When someone hears metal so amazing that they simply can't contain a boner.
Dude, have you heard the album by Wintersun? I'm getting a metal boner just thinking about it!
by alreadytaken4536 April 27, 2009

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