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menocougar 

A shameless older, dirtier, ridden harder, and put away wetter version of the cougar or mountain lion. Typical costume makeup and pushed up boobs get bundled with the ticking time bomb of menopausal mood swings with this carnival ride.

In just the right hazy bar light, menocougars might look like fun to the younger guys they prey on but one never knows if he’s in for the sexual ride of his life or an emotional or physical beating…maybe all three in the same night.
Man, did you hear that Bret walked home naked last night after he left with the bar with that menocougar? I guess she pulled a nutty and tried to gouge his eyes out after he finished plowing her.
menocougar by the Beer made me do it November 11, 2015
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mancougar 

<n.>
1. a man aged beyond 45 who is still found sexually viable by younger women.
2. the male counterpart of a cougar
"Harrison Ford is a total mancougar!"
mancougar by Vanessa Valentine June 17, 2008
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MiniCougar

Person who is young enough to legitimately fawn over a set of particular tall, dark and handsomes that may or may not be a wolfpack. Yet opts to drool over the only 14 year old in the bunch.
Jessa: I think I'm too young to be a supercougar
Marisa: Ah but your love for a 14 year old makes you a MiniCougar
MiniCougar by Black_pack October 24, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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