men are fans

men are fans (n) is a lifestyle movement with three key pillars — created by kate glavan
1.) a consistent bullying and hatred of the straight man
2.) a dire hopelessness that you will die alone one day thus you call men “fans” as a deflection tool
3.) despite the previous rationalizations, you continue to obsess over the average straight man that comes your way

girl 1: oh my god, he replied to my instagram story with the 🔥 emoji
girl 2: wow… men are fans

by vitaminegirl December 16, 2021

Äh Men Va Fan

A word used in sweden, directly translates to "Oh what the fuck" or "Oh what the hell"

A guy fails at math, the teacher says
-Äh men va fan!

by haha yes my dude March 16, 2017