The exact distance between the ball and the goal line from Lina Hurtig’s penalty kick in the game between USA & Sweden during the Women’s World Cup 2023
Melbies are the trendy teenagers of Melbourne. These guys have absolutely no taste in music for a start. they are like older and ugly versions of babies because they constantly need to be entertaiend and they always enjoy hurting others. Melbies hang out in groups and will shout out "Emo!" If they see someone alone. These guys are failing school because they are incredibly stupid! They purposely fail exams and homework and tell stories of having sex at the age of 12. Their favourite game would be laughing at the kid with lesser random friends in Myspace. They wear tracksuit pants, hoodies and country road bags.
Melby: Woah dude, last night i fucked your mum!
Me: Thats nice Melby
Melby: Whats a fucken melby?! sounds like fuckin...shit...
Me: you obviously cant think of a word and stop swearing, people like you make Australia look like a hell hole.
Melby: Thats what your mum said to me last night dawg!
Me: Why am i talking to you?!!!
melby is a great friend. you’re one lucky person if you have one in your life! melby gets all the guys and has never been rejected EVER. a melby usually comes with shiny shit brown hair and dazzling shit brown eyes. be careful if you play girl party by mack z she will go feral
When Melissa and Bobby get together, it always end in multiple orgasmic sexery. Melissa might have some outer space orgasms while Bobby can’t get soft if he tried.
Wow, did you see Melissa eyeing that new guy Bobby? I bet she’s dreaming about some Melby time.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."