An ancient beast of Norse legend. Half man, Half beast. It is large, in charge, and quite hairy. Most people, when first exposed to this beast, need photographic proof due to its alarming appearance. Characteristics include long hair, epic beard forged by Thor himself, metal tee shirts or rugby tee shirts, and a quizzical expression dawned before he feeds.
My sister was walking home alone last night and saw a large hairy beast leap from one building to another. She claims it was a Melbert."
The exact distance between the ball and the goal line from Lina Hurtig’s penalty kickin the game between USA & Sweden during the Women’s World Cup 2023
One who specializes in toasting thin slices of bread slowly so that they become hard and crunchy withoutbrowning. This role is also known as “a maker of melba toast.”
He was out of crackers for his afternoon cheese snack, but as he was an experienced melber, he was able to create an acceptable cracker substitute of hard, pale toast. Sadly, he broke three teeth on the first bite.