melaniephobia

A fear of a short girl who playfully "bullies" you and should probably be named Melanie, Mel for short. It seems pretty self explanatory

Dude, I have some high-end melaniephobia

melaniephobia by Alpha Ampharos July 20, 2019

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melaninphobic

When you are afraid of black people

Person 1:Are you going to the party

Person 2:Are there gonna be black people?
Person 1:yea?
Person 2:(severe panic attack) You know I’m melaninphobic

melaninphobic by Lola_The hot Mexican July 24, 2023

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melaniephobia • melaninphobic • Melanophobia

Melanophobia

NEW WORD COINED • APRIL 27, 2026

MELANOPHOBIA
(meh-luh-no-FOH-bee-uh)

Fear of dark skin (not just the color black)

“His refusal to sit next to darker‑skinned coworkers wasn't awkwardness — it was melanophobia.”

Melanophobia by David Son Son April 26, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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