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meitzner 

person 1: yo, check out that ninja-in-training!
person 2: dude, you mean that German guy over there?
person 1: yea, i think hes a meitzner.
meitzner by rikkybooby November 27, 2009
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Poop meitiner 

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally
Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath
Poop meitiner by Harry wanna March 30, 2019

Poop meitiner 

When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.
This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.
Poop meitiner by Dr. Meitiner April 10, 2019
Likes pinto beans, soft hair, can not be tamed, not yet domesticated, flys like a butterfly stings like a bee.
You're tweaking, you're such a metzner
metzner by Katted March 21, 2017

Sachiko Metzner 

Sachiko Metzner is the most caring and positive friend. She cares for you when you are down and is so smart and helpful.
That Sachiko Metzner is the most caring person you'll ever meet.

Meitner Told Me To Say That 

A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.
Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

Meitnerium 

The 109th element of the Periodic Table that will kill you if you even go near it.
Meitnerium is so fucking bad man!
Meitnerium by XeXenon54 July 27, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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