meitzner

a German ninja-in-training

person 1: yo, check out that ninja-in-training!
person 2: dude, you mean that German guy over there?
person 1: yea, i think hes a meitzner.

meitzner by rikkybooby November 27, 2009

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Poop meitiner

A man who digests poop either nasally or orally

Poop meitiner:Bro I jus snorted 6gs of poop in the bath

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When a man of asian descent becomes obsessed with poop and all things fecal matter.

This is so sad i mean just look at emperor hirohito, he has become such a poop meitiner you can see some faeces on his nose.

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Likes pinto beans, soft hair, can not be tamed, not yet domesticated, flys like a butterfly stings like a bee.

You're tweaking, you're such a metzner

metzner by Katted March 21, 2017

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Sachiko Metzner is the most caring and positive friend. She cares for you when you are down and is so smart and helpful.

That Sachiko Metzner is the most caring person you'll ever meet.

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A phrase that is used to cover up the fact that the joke you had attempted to make did not get any laughs.

Man #1- "Thats what your momma said!"

Man #2- "That wasn't funny."

Man #1- "Meitner told me to say that."

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The 109th element of the Periodic Table that will kill you if you even go near it.

Meitnerium is so fucking bad man!

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