The action of avoiding your family member(s), roommate(s) or other close contacts by serial dating, usually accomplished through the use of many online dating apps.
1. Our best friend hasn’t been able to hang out with us in two weeks because they’ve been either working or mehallowing.
2. When Joe started putting passive aggressive post-it notes around the apartment to get his roommate Ben to do more chores, Ben started mehallowing instead.
3. I was having bad luck on Tinder going out on one date every few months, but once I started mehallowing, I was going on at least 3 new dates a week!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.